Money to Burn Poll Should You Buy a Funko Talking Chuck Norris

first_img Chuck Norris sucks. Yes his 1980s movie schlock like The Delta Force and his 1990s TV schlock like Walker, Texas Ranger may have been legitimately fun in their day and ironically fun now. But this is also a dude who currently thinks sentient slime piles Mike Huckabee and Ted Cruz are worth endorsing. He’s like the terrible reality, and not vaguely appealing dream, of a kung fu Tim Allen.Also, Jeet Kune Do >>>>>>>> Chun Kuk Do.If you want to enjoy old American action stars who aren’t quite sad enough yet to ruin your good time, just stick with Sylvester Stallone or Bruce Willis or pretty much anyone else in The Expendables who isn’t Mel Gibson. Chuck Norris is awful.However, a toy can’t disappoint you like a real man can. So I understand why someone might want to pick up a Funko Talking Chuck Norris Plush. Unlike the normal hard plastic Funkos we typically cover, this one is soft and cuddly, even the guns and angry facial hair. And hopefully the dialogue the doll spouts are more tough guy one-liner catchphrases and less bigoted political rants.Everyone should reject the real Chuck Norris, but should you buy the Funko Talking Chuck Norris Plush if you have Money to Burn? Let us know! Should You Buy a Funko Talking Chuck Norris Plush?Yes (Money!)No (Burn!)VoteView ResultsCrowdsignal.comShould You Buy a Funko Talking Chuck Norris Plush?Money to Burn is Geek.com’s ongoing series of polls. We put up a geeky auction or sales listing, talk about it, and leave it up to you whether or not the physical item is worth buying (Money) or is just cheap trash (Burn). And of course you should leave a comment explaining your rationale. Then be sure to keep coming back to Geek.com to vote in the latest poll. Dispose of that income, you dorks! Stay on target Money to Burn: Should You Buy Mac Tonight Merch?Money to Burn Poll: Should You Buy a Resident Evil 4 Chainsaw Controller? last_img read more